黑魚哦地一聲模模脖子,發現自己沒有脖子,吼叫道︰「你又拿小爺當錘子使了是不是!」
傅小蛙撓撓腦袋道︰「你皮糙肉厚的怕什麼!」
「有你這麼養靈獸的嗎,有你這麼養靈獸的嗎,老子千萬年來都像人家手心里的寶一樣,跟著你差一點餓死,說起來都是一把鼻涕一把淚!」黑魚吸吸鼻涕。
「你不是自己找吃的去了?」
「它們都好強大,我打不過它們,嗚哇……」黑魚痛哭流涕。
「找些豬豬狗狗的來吃一下,又不會死了你!」
「無營養,不健康,我會生病的!」黑魚楚楚可憐地望著傅小蛙。
「現在我去哪里給你找異獸,除了異獸,你還有啥能吃的不?」傅小蛙問詢道。
「誰他麻的喜歡吃異獸啊,你以為吃生肉不倒胃口啊,別人喂靈獸都是一蘿筐一蘿筐的丹藥供給,誰像你連這些破肉都沒有!!」
「臥拷,你還要吃丹藥,誰特麼的養得起你啊!」
「那餓死我好了,餓死我好了!」黑魚在地上打滾捶地撒潑。
傅小蛙無奈,在身上模了模,好像昨天的大戰,在敵軍一些修為比較高的士兵身上掠到一些,吃來吃去,好像還剩那麼幾顆天元丹。
「拿去吃,別再鬧騰我!」傅小蛙不舍地一塞,打發打發。
黑魚搶過天元丹,兩眼發亮,吃了這麼久的生肉,好像拿到兩顆糖果。
「早有不拿出來,看小爺我餓成這樣!」黑魚往空中一丟,張大嘴接住一口吞下。咋巴咋巴嘴地舌忝舌忝嘴巴。
「還不夠打牙祭,還有不拉,再來幾顆!」黑魚像條狗一樣的在搖著尾巴。
「沒了!」傅小蛙無情地道。
「給勒嘛!」黑魚拉著傅小蛙的褲腳擺了擺。
「拿去拿去!」傅小蛙將剩下的丹藥統統塞給它,省得它煩人。
黑魚咕嚕嚕地吃個精光。還在巴望著傅小蛙。一直搖著尾巴。
傅小蛙道︰「你經常出現的時候,能不能換個模樣。省得嚇到別人,你會變身嗎?」
「變身?」黑魚撓撓腦袋,點頭道︰「雖然不是很擅長,不過還算可以。希望帶個漂亮的雄獅去征服天下麼,那您算是找對主了!」
「老子成天帶個獅子出去滿街人都得嚇跑,變個狗來瞧瞧?」
「狗?」黑魚頓時臉一沉道︰「小爺特麼的也是天下馳名的神獸,當年神王麋下驅邪靈神八目龍獅,好吧,雖然那不是我的真身,但也是特麼的有範好吧。你能再想個再賤一點的寵物帶身邊麼!」
「老子只能帶狗,給老子變狗!」
「不!要!」黑魚雙手一攬胸前,臉往旁邊轉去。
「你確定?」
「士可殺不可辱,頭可斷。血可流,神獸的神聖與榮耀豈容踐踏!」
「好!」傅小蛙從口袋里掏出最後一顆丹藥,然後張大嘴巴,手在空中,就是要丟進去。
地一聲,一道清煙,只見一條兩只獠牙向上的,頭大身子小的,怪是難看的黑嘴狗搖著尾巴出現。
「叔,手下留情!」黑嘴狗巴望著傅小蛙手里的丹藥。
「驅邪靈神八目龍獅,變個狗都不好看一點!」傅小蛙把丹藥往地上一丟,黑嘴狗一溜小跑追去,撿起吃得正歡。
之後,傅小蛙身邊總是多了一條難看的小黑狗,特別是頭大身子小,兩只獠牙向上。
傅小蛙感覺一下,身體竟然恢復得很快,看樣子是晚上被黑魚咬,黑魚有很強的治療功能,所以養著也不算很虧。
傅小蛙帶著他的小黑狗,離開宅院來到糧倉繼續他的職務。黑魚一整天都板著個臉,坐在旁邊一動不動,像是要見誰咬誰的模樣,誰都不敢靠近。
糧倉之中,新的糧食運來,又極快地被軍隊運走,成為一個糧食周轉的地方。事情很多,也很忙碌,小六在旁邊協助著傅小蛙,其實基本上來說,應該是幫傅小蛙把活干完。
空氣中,彌漫著一股大米的清香味,糧倉里人來人往的,木輪車吱吱咕咕地作響。
這時,一隊糧車停在傅小蛙的桌案前,準備登記,這個時候,傅小蛙發現不對,這個部隊沒有這麼多糧食。
傅小蛙喚住他們道︰「停下停下,你們的糧食早就夠了,後面這幾車是怎麼回事?」
這時,車上跳下一個武領模樣的人,手馬鞭點點傅小蛙道︰「就這幾輛糧食,咋乎啥,知道這是給誰的糧食不?」
「誰又怎麼樣,你們拿走別人就挨餓,天王老子也不能多拿!」
「我看你小子是欠抽啊,你這曲曲小糧官,也就六品芝麻小官職,口氣倒是大得很,這是給袁將軍的糧食,拿你糧食是你的榮幸,袁將軍知道不,鎮國將軍,想活命的還不趕快閃開道!」
「我管你什麼猿將軍,猴將軍,沒有調令誰都別想拿!」
那武將頓時怒道︰「竟然敢對袁將軍出言不遜,我看你是活膩味了!」
那武將一個鞭子抽來,就是要把傅小蛙打得皮開肉綻,旁邊的小六驚得捂住眼楮。卻見傅小蛙雙後一抓,竟然抓住了空中飛舞的馬鞭,猛勁一扯,將那武將從馬背上給拉扯下來,頓時摔了一個狗啃泥。
押運馬車的其它士兵紛然跳下馬來,抽出鋼刀。
那武將從地上爬起來,扶正了盔帽,怒不可止,堂堂的一個將領竟然受這一個小糧官的難堪,這怎麼讓他面子掛得住。
那武將暴喝道︰「今天,我就要送你去見閻王,死來!」
那武將揮刀直砍,傅小蛙沒有怎麼動手,那武將就是砍不到。
這越來越讓武將臉面上掛不住,他催動氣元之功。鋼刀升起烈焰,五層氣元化物境,攻擊猛烈。傅小蛙擔心他燒到糧食,一個閃避。一腳將他踢飛出去。
旁邊的士兵見領隊被打。趕忙上前圍攻,傅小蛙不費吹灰之力。就將他們全部打趴下。
傅小蛙拍拍手上的灰道︰「想要糧食,沒有調令你們袁將軍親自來也是一樣!」
那武將知道不是對手,他也想不到在這樣的地方,想稱王充霸一下竟然翻了船。武將模索著爬起來。邊跑邊嚷呼著︰「你,你給我等著,有種別跑!」
「跑你個鬼頭,信不信我一拳打死你!」傅小蛙裝作凶狠地揮揮拳頭,嚇得這些士兵慌然逃散。
小六從桌子後露出頭來,驚魂未定地道︰「大人,您範事了。那武將看起來,來頭不小!」
「管他呢,對了,鎮國將軍是什麼職位?」
小六顫顫地道︰「大概。跟,跟薛將軍一個職位!」
頓時傅小蛙眼楮睜得跟牛鈴般大……
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