傅小蛙回到居所,孫文超等人听聞傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的經過,不由得驚嘆,編都編不出如此刺激的故事。不過傅小蛙隱藏掉金雞王的那一段,這個金麥子,還是越少人知道越好。
傅小蛙回到屋中,把四周的門窗都關上,接著從床底下掀開兩塊磚頭,往地下刨一刨,刨出一個罐子,這是黑魚最喜歡的居所,黑魚說沉睡幾百年對它有感情,應著黑魚的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐子里,然後走到哪埋到哪,據說它要不停地吸取地氣。
他抱著罐子從床下爬出來,拍拍身上灰土,將罐子放在桌面上,模模下巴,看樣子黑魚還在里面死睡。
傅小蛙掏出在金雞山得到的麥穗,現在的麥穗已經失金色的光芒,跟普通的麥穗沒有兩樣。他打開罐子,伸手往里面掏一掏,模到里面的黑魚,果然還在里面。他抓住黑魚的尾巴,拎著尾巴把黑魚從里面拔出來。那黑魚此刻就像一條死魚般軟趴趴的,不管傅小蛙怎麼晃動,也沒作聲響。
這個黑魚,救過他的命,所以他很有感情,他會想盡辦法,也要把黑魚救醒。
嗯?椅子腿有點松月兌。傅小蛙拎起著黑魚的尾巴,吧吧吧砸下去,重新把椅子敲緊。
如果靈獸糧對異獸有用,那麼應該會有一些幫助,傅小蛙是這麼想。
用力掰開黑魚的嘴巴,黑魚從下往上長的兩顆獠牙看起來很滑稽。傅小蛙將一顆麥子丟進去,然後等待。
只見那桌面上的黑魚,嘴巴蠕動了一下,像是在咀嚼吞咽,在睡夢中呢喃道︰「開飯了,好幸福……」
傅小蛙把另一顆麥子放到它的嘴邊,見那黑魚嗅動一下,舌頭像青蛙一樣彈出來,卷走傅小蛙手上的麥穗,然後像發出像豬一樣的咀嚼聲。
還沒醒。傅小蛙抓著它的尾巴往椅子上叭叭叭。就是摔打幾下,那黑魚依然是在那幸福的咀嚼中。
傅小蛙再掏出一顆辣椒,掰開黑魚的嘴往里面丟去,依然是豬一樣的咀嚼聲。
「我勒個操。辣辣辣。水。我要喝水!!!」
那黑魚嚎叫著從桌子上跳進泥土之中,竄上竄下,接著消失不見。估計鑽到幾十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。
傅小蛙抱著手在等待,不到一會,這才見到黑魚從地底竄出來,像只快要死的狗一樣,仰著面向上在地上呼拉呼拉地喘著氣。
「怎麼樣,睡得還舒服嗎?」傅小蛙悠悠然地問道。
那黑魚跳起來破口大罵道︰「舒服你大爺,讓老子吃辣椒,小爺我平生最討厭吃辣椒,老子就白救了你這個沒心肝的!」
「哇拷,哥哥我可是費盡心思找靈獸糧救你回陽,你不知道感謝也就罷了,還計較這一個兩個辣椒,沒辣椒你小崽子能醒麼?」傅小蛙支著腰跟那黑魚對罵。
「小爺我就是喜歡睡怎麼著,再睡個一百年過來,你也就歸仙了,費去小爺我多少麻煩事啊!」
「好,那就再用烈酒把你泡個幾百年,讓你多睡幾百年!」傅小蛙要擒它。
「你你,你別過來啊,注意點分寸啊!」
「我就過,你怎麼著你!」
「我可是會叫的!」
「你叫啊,你叫破喉嚨也不會有人理你滴,咩哈哈哈!」
「救命啊,非禮啊!」
傅小蛙釋放了一只終級吃貨,給自己帶來沉重的負擔。這貨什麼都吃,天上飛的,地下走的,水里游的。不過吃多少,都不管叫飽,一直嚷嚷著餓,說傅小蛙虐待動物。
「這些破雪雞還不夠塞牙縫,快點再給救命恩人來點吃的!」那黑魚在剔著牙齒。
傅小蛙哭喪著臉道︰「你還是再把我殺掉算了,我已經沒什麼可以讓你吃的,要不,你看看我的味道怎麼樣?」
「你這點肉,還是不夠塞牙的,還是那兩顆靈獸糧好美味,真是讓人懷念,想當年,爺每天吃飯,餐餐一大碗靈獸糧,真是好幸福的生活!」黑魚抱拳貼在臉頰邊陶醉在回憶中露出幸福的表情。
「一大碗,他媽的誰養活的你呀,老子命都快沒了,才弄來兩顆!」
「唉,只能說我命苦啊,女人怕嫁錯郎,獸怕跟錯主,心酸吶!」
「那你不要跟著我好了,一點事情不會做,還老要吃的,你說你到底會干啥啊!」
「其實我會做的事情多得很,洗衣做飯端茶倒水鋪床疊被,可是,人家沒吃飽,哪有力氣干活!」黑魚嬌弱躺在抽泣。
「臥勒個操,你一天吃的足夠養一百個丫環了!」
「叔叔,我餓!」黑魚眼楮閃亮楚楚可憐。
傅小蛙煩惱地抓抓頭,想想什麼才能塞飽這只無底洞。突然,他想到百寶囊里還有糖果,然後舀出百寶囊往里面翻找,里面東西很多,傅小蛙把擋事的東西舀出來放一邊,那黑魚探著個腦袋瞄望。
傅小蛙把幾大塊狼尸放在一邊,然後伸手進百寶囊里掏掏掏,黑魚在旁邊望著狼尸直流口水,小心翼翼地試問道︰「叔叔,我能吃麼?」
傅小蛙的眉毛動彈幾下,奇怪道︰「你要吃這個,當心咬崩你的牙!」
「我喜歡有嚼頭的肉肉……看起來好美味……」
黑魚著幾大塊狼尸,傅小蛙切成幾大塊,整個異狼有幾千斤重,每一大塊都有近千斤。
「那你……試試?」
得到傅小蛙的同意,黑魚撲到狼尸前,大口大口的吞食。
「噢霍霍,這才叫肉,好滿足,好充足。就是肉質太女敕一點!」黑魚搖著尾巴撲在狼尸上大吃特吃,還鑽進去吃,從里吃到外。
傅小蛙打到一個寒顫,想象到自己牙齒全部咬崩掉的樣子,這個狼肉跟鋼鐵一樣,他當時可以暴動氣元才斬成幾大塊。
幾千斤重的狼尸,竟然被黑魚吃個一干二淨留下骨頭跟獸皮,吃完之後,黑魚拍拍肚皮打到一個飽嗝,似乎還不是很過癮的樣子。
「飽。飽了?」
「七成吧!」黑魚剔剔牙。懶洋洋地道。
「你,你每餐都要吃這麼多?」
「矮油,人家正是長身體的時候,自然需要吃得多。把我喂好了。以後你好處多著呢。過來,給小爺捶捶背!」
「滾,老子哪里去給你找這麼多異獸!」
「叔叔。你,你好凶噢……」黑魚楚楚可憐眼神回望。
傅小蛙現在很頭大,這條大吃貨尾隨著,是要吃垮他才甘心。不過也沒有辦法,誰叫它是救命恩人,依然還是要救醒的。
天都學院恢復平靜,學院為這一次的災難,而舉行一場哀悼大會,悼念在這場災難中不幸死去的人們,悼念那個奮不顧身勇救學員的導師,立這導師為榜樣,讓更多的導師學習。
傅小蛙也參加了他的哀悼會,他的心情非常悲痛。
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